Proof that nothing can prepare you for kids.
People always warn you that having kids changes everything. You nod and smile and think, "It can't be THAT bad, can it?" Truth is, parenting is a crazier ride than anyone can begin to explain. Teaching tiny humans how to human is seriously a challenge.
Please.
Be careful!
Her name is not Simba.
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Badger?!
I'd be more concerned with the badger biting back.
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Yum, wax!
They don't taste as good as they smell.
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shudder
Every single time.
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Hospital visit incoming?
One is more than enough.
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Stick to coloring with them.
Same with colored pencils.
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Poor dog.
Oh no ...
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That sounds dangerous.
And don't run with them either!
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WTF.
I don't even want to know why.
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Tongue splinters, yikes.
Ouch.
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What sort of unholy combination ...
That's just wrong.
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All these poor pets ...
They prefer the water.
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Why you don't let little kids watch horror movies. They'll get inspired.
It might be time to call a priest.
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But ... why?
Eating it is way more fun.
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Godspeed, slug.
Leave that little guy alone!
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CHOMP!
Noses are not food.
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At least they were polite enough to give a warning!
Especially in public.
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facepalm
Definitely not.
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This isn't Game of Thrones.
That won't fly in the real world.
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